Questions People Ask, 1

So here are some questions folk have asked. Remember, I know nothing! Ask Bev Vincent, he knows all. Yes, these are all real questions people have asked.
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1. Is Needful Things Connected To The Dark Tower? No. Of course, everything King goes back to the tower. But I can't think of any specific connection.
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2. What's up with Under The Dome ebook? I don't have a clue.
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3. What Stephen King books have cannibals? I can't think of any. Survivor type is the closest. And with that one: Does Under the Dome have cannibals? Not that I know of -- I haven't finished it. If I knew -- I wouldn't say.
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4. What are torrant downloads? They are digital files. I think -- when it comes to King at least -- they are usually illegal. And, when downloading to your computer not worth the risk. There's a thing called bugs. . . Anyway, keep your King fandom on the level. If you don't pay for it, someone isn't getting royalties.
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5. What does "clustermug" mean? It is a word Big Jim Rennie uses in Under The Dome. I do not know the exact meaning. I think it's a made up cuss word.
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6. Is there any new info on The Wind Through The Keyhole? None that I know of. Since it hasn't been written, King isn't likely to say much.
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7. Is there an alternate ending to the Dark Tower? Sure there is. That note where King tells you to stop reading. . . stop reading there and that's the alternate ending. Other than that, I know of no alternate endings for the Dark Tower. But in a sense the Dark Tower has no ending. If King writes a novel in the middle of the series it will be intereting to see which timeline he is working on -- the original journey or the "new" journey.
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EXTRA: Is the Tommyknockers on anyone's top 10 list? Why, yes it is! Stuart Tinker said it is one of his wife's favorite books. Okay. . . no one asked me that question. But I've been trying to think of a way to sneak that in to something!