What Master Of Horror Things Of BP

In his EW column The Pop Of King, the master of horror shared what he really thinks of BP. The article was titled, "How 'Armageddon' anticipated the BP crisis."

Here's the paragraph that got my attention, "I read a blog post about this situation where the writer called BP ''half-assed.'' That's simply not true. BP has a whole ass; it's just that one cheek is smart and the other one is stupid. The smart cheek knew how to drill nearly a mile deep to get the oil, but the dumb cheek can't seem to fix what went wrong. Jekyll-and-Hyde buttocks, if you see what I mean."

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20395194,00.html