King on Colbert


  1. King has just given me the idea for a new line of Teddy Bears.

    It would wear coke-bottle, Buddy Holly glasses, carry a blood-stained knife in one paw, and around its neck or pinned to the chest would be one of the following messages.

    1. Would be my friend?

    2. Can you give me a hug?

    And, just for a a bonus:

    3. I'm your no. 1 fan!

    ...I'll go take my meds now.