Questions That Don't Matter A Bit


So, here are some Stephen King questions that I've got. They don't matter one bit. Feel free to add your own questions to my list. I don't have any answers.
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1. Why do the British Editions have better covers?
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2. Why is The Stand smaller in height than the other books of that era? It's fat and short. What's up with that? It looks funny on my shelf. and, the book club edition isn't he same size.
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3. Are there more books by King, or about him? No, I'm not going to actually check Amazon. I just wonder.
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4. If the new Viking editions are supposed to look like the later Grant editions of the Dark Tower, then why don't they have shiny covers like the Grant editions? See how important these questions are!
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5. How come the early books don't have a number line?
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6. Has King ever been mentioned on Big Bang Theory? No, they're stuck on Star Trek and comic book heroes.
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7. King says that in the Dark Tower movies, he would like to do the voice of Blane. Making me ask, why doesn't Stephen King play -- Get this -- Stephen King?
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8. Where's the audio edition of Pet Semetery?
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9. In The Stand, why did Larry and the others need to go to Las Vegas when ultimately the bad guys would blow themselves up (with help from the Finger of God)? Wouldn't everything have developed the same if they'd stay'd home in the nice, mostly safe Free Zone? And why didn't God pull them out before igniting the nuke? And why did God need a nuke? Was there a shortage of fireballs that day?
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10. What would a sequel to the Stand be like? And, on that subject, will we ever see Dr. Sleep?
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11. Does MOON really spell all that stuff?
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12. Are there more Bachman books out there?
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13. Exactly which Stephen King villian took over google and made it so hyper? I can't even get my entire search typed in and it's already searching. Calm down, old friend! What have the Tommyknockers done to you?!

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